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My Name Is Charmaine And These Are Charmaine's Names

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1.
Paranoid 03:36
Paranoid Darling, I am paranoid Paranoid Paranoid, darling Paranoid I figure that I must be dumb And everyone I know has been paid off To make me feel that I'm ok To watch out for my well-being But I don't know how I feel about that That there's someone watching over my life With money to spend on all of my friends But no cash for me Cause I'm poor Darling, I am poor Paranoid Poor and Paranoid You say that we've already met But darling, honestly, I plumb forget You know my face from the file photograph And when you saw it it made you laugh Alzheimer's I must be developing Alzheimer's Poverty Paranoia and now Alzheimer's But I know just how I feel about you You're the only one that I wanna do You're the only one that I wanna do Oh, did I just repeat myself? Has everybody heard what I've Been quietly thinking to myself? What does it make you feel about me? Why don't I have the same power as you? Well I guess that's cause I'm lucky I don't need to know, I'm just lucky (To think critically, let bygone's be and to be with you) Cause I know just (Darlin') I know just (Darlin') Paranoid, darling You are paranoid
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I Need A Man 03:58
I need a man I need a man in my life Who will whisper never And who'll shout forever, "I love you As much as I know you" I need a man Let's be frank Let's be Barbara I can't be guessing While you're convalescing Forever From bad weather You need a man, too One time As I Sang this song someone said That's the most Hetero-normative bullshit I've heard all day But did you hear a word I said? I need a man I need a man inside me Who won't just jerk off And will rip my clothes off And take you How you'd like me to Just please Be a man
3.
A bus comes once an hour And I can't turn my neck I'm all alone out here And my phone is dead Blood's running down my back And I don't know where else And I don't know the time Time slowly passes but no bus is Don't let it pass me by Don't let it pass me by Don't let it pass me by Don't let it pass me by Don't let it pass me by Got a bagel with my last cent And I got just one token Skater kids don't seem to notice The bloody state I'm in A zombie is locked in and walks towards me And I don't know this yet But he knows He knows I'm at the wrong bus stop Don't let him pass me by Don't let him pass me by Don't let him pass me by Don't let him pass me by Don't let him pass me by Oh no Don't let him go Well I was delivered A coup de grace And no one talks about sports Anymore A healthier man than me Or the zombie Is walking towards us To wait for the bus He avoids my Intense stare And talks about the big game With the zombie Well I got on the bus without a scratch Hooray! To add to my Many wounds
4.
192 06:25
Mmmmm, 192 My favorite twin primes Lives desperately entwined I'd be happy if I never had to call it love Took a book from the palace Wrote my name on every page My friend the butcher Said it's not his problem To keep them alive Just for the slaughter But mmmmm, 192 My favorite twin primes Lives desperately entwined I'd be happy if I never had to call it love Took a hint from the palace Now I live in the keystone state My friend the butcher Said it's not his problem To keep them from starving If they don't support his butchery this year But mmmmm, 192 My favorite twin primes Lives nothing like yours or like mine I'd be happy if I never had to call it love Cause I was called a lover once And I've been shot dead by 70 loaded guns And I was called a number once And I knew where I was At 192 My favorite twin primes Eyes never meeting mine I'd be happy if I never had to fall in love
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Widow 03:00
I was married to god, but I killed him Cause I pray with my hands folded on my penis Now I don't pray at all, so I started to believe in myself I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a strong widow I'm a widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow widow I'm a widow I'm a widow, now you know I was married to you without your knowledge Devoted my life to loving you, constantly Now you're dead to me, or so you tell me, so I love myself in the mirror I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a lonely widow I'm a widow widow widow widowwidowwidow widow widow widowwidowwidowwidowwidowwidowwidowwidow widowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidowidow I'm a widow, now you know what it's like I don't know I don't know what to do without Someone Someone I can lose howbout We get together until you die literally I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm an intentional widow I don't know I don't know what to do without Someone Someone I can lose oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm a wi dow I'm a widow I'm a widow I'm Wub-I-D-O-Wub WIDOW! I want to be your widow
6.
She's 01:55
She's So incredible she makes me feel like shit I'm Really boring to her but she loves me I'm Spinning tires, well I don't even have a car While she's Already in Mexico Working on a flower farm Can she Only hear me if I talk quickly enough or make her laugh? Can she Only hear me if I've been crying? I'm Afraid to call and say I love you I just called To say I don't wet the bed Federico de le Fe And Little Merced Are my Admiral Adama And we won't abandon ship
7.
Arizona 04:20
Arizona's nice This time of year, or so I think I dreamed it once It was a homoerotic dream About a friend who moved Away What's the difference Between my neighbor and me? I choose dark blue, dark grey, and black He chooses turquoise, brown, and pink I care about humans He cares about his peeps Had I never been with you I would be just like him I could've moved to Arizona Went to grad school And been a rocket scientist Working from home And married a stocking model Who loves me But my brother My brother Would still outshine me Even more than before And I'd feel guilty When he'd come to visit my desert And my beautiful wife Who still loves me And worries about My past And she comforts me And shoots My enemies Whom I'm not aware of With her Boyfriend's gun Whom I'm aware of
8.
The Sun 05:31
You're pretty with money And means to travel I don't got no cash flow I just stay at home The sun that you longed for Has risen and fell The sun didn't turn its back on you You still gape in the direction of 17 hours from now I know what's wrong with most The bones of ghosts don't rot in their homes I hit you with insight You couldn't handle You hit me with knowledge I would never know If knowledge is power And time is money I would have the power To make shorter analogies The sun that I long for Has risen and fell The sun didn't play a trick on me I am late in the direction of 15 hours I wanna be your best friend at a party I wanna tell you what I learned in school years ago I wanna listen to your women troubles I wanna tell ya that I've been there too I wanna love ya, but I just don't know how I get the feelin' you woudn't turn me down, oh no I can't promise that I won't annoy you I can't promise that I would be turned on by you Pictures of a fun road trip with Cool people who know what's hip and Have access to a van and money And time to go across country There's nothing quite as trite as The Sun

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Recorded in March of 2012 at the Sex Dungeon in West Philly.
Greatest album you've ever heard.
"Inescapable!"
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released February 14, 2014

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Charmaine's Names Los Angeles, California

Charmaine has been crooning for insatiable fans since 2009, never quite remembering the names of the band members, who don't really exist most of the time.
Described as "Inescapable!" Charmaine's Names tours as much as possible, so keep an ear to the ground!
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