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"My Name Is Charmaine And These Are Charmaine's Names" - out in 2014
"Charmaine's Names' Names" - out in 2016
"Charmaine of Flowerville" - out in 2018

These are Charmaine's Names' tracks for band.
They get weirder as they go.

If you can play an instrument, let me know, I will write you in.

<3 Charmaine

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released June 13, 2013

I'm not quite dead.

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Charmaine's Names Los Angeles, California

Charmaine has been crooning for insatiable fans since 2009, never quite remembering the names of the band members, who don't really exist most of the time.
Described as "Inescapable!" Charmaine's Names tours North America as often as possible, and soon Europe, so check out the website for calendar updates under the link "Plan on it" Feel free to contact me with any requests/questions.
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Track Name: Nelly
I see in you Nelly
An aged woman
Your hair is grey
And you have bent shoulders

This bed is the fairy cave under Pennistone Crag
And you are gathering elf-bolts to hurt our hefers.

Pretending
While I am near
That they're only
Locks of wool

That's what you'll come to fifty years hence
I know you are not so now

I'm not wandering
You're mistaken
Or else I should believe you really were that withered hag
And I should think I was under Pennistone Crag
I'm conscious that it's night,
and there are two candles on the table,
making the black press shine like jet.

It's against the wall, it always is
It's against the wall, well it does seem odd
It's against the wall, I see a face in it!

Oh dear, I thought I was at home

I'm not wandering
You're mistaken
Or else I should believe you really were that withered hag
And I should think I was under Pennistone Crag
I'm conscious that it's night,
and there are two candles on the table
Track Name: Baby
If you want to love somebody
Then you've got to learn their name
No one loves you if you're not trying
yeah yeah yeah

If you want to make me happy
Then don't call me by my name
Call me dumb dumb call me boring
yeah yeah yeah

For a minute there, I almost believed you
But
Nothing hurts
Nothing hurts
Nothing hurts more
Than a low blow
From someone who knows you

If you want to drive me crazy
Let me smell you can conceive
Can this daby have a baby?
yeah yeah well maybe

And if you want to have that baby
Then there is a price to pay
No one lives if no one's dying
yeah yeah yeah

For a minute there, you made me feel a little younger
But
Nothing works
Nothing works
Nothing works when you're feeling old
Now I'm feeling older

And no one helps
No one helps
No one helps when you're
Feeling low
And you oughta know from
Experience
Track Name: Less Than A Woman
She's more than a woman (more than a woman)
More than a woman to me
More than a woman (more than a woman)
More than a woman to me

She's my daddy
She's my big dick daddy

And she's my momma
So I'm gonna nomma anher camel llama i'ma gonna
nomma nomma i'ma gonna momma up to her

When she puts her dick inside me
I have to poo I have to pee
But I don't want her to leave me

I'm clearing up my schedule
To make time for new things to blow off
I wouldn't tell you if it wasn't true

(When she's
Inside
I cry
I need you

When she's
Inside
Of me
I feel that I'm
Much greater than
When I'm
Inside of her)

And that right there, there's a man who wasn't stopped in time

I'm less than a woman
Less than a woman
But I am more than a man
I'm less than a woman
But I am, but I am more than a man
I'm less than a woman
But I am more than a man
I'm less than a woman

The take away is
What I get
From a dick
I couldn't get from anyone else
Than a woman
Track Name: Mistress Charlysses
KO, you knocked me out
And I don't want anyone to know

It isn't right to tell someone
what they do is or isn't right
So how could I just say that?
I couldn't trust you as my wife,
but I'm gonna trust you for all my life.
Cause that's never gonna happen.

If you were more faithful,
Then there wouldn't be a love between us.

Cause we've got the perfect love
Nobody else can come between us
You can not cheat on me,
Not explicitly,
Because we're dating other people
I'll never lie to you
I got no reason to,
I am your mistress.

I'll never be your wife
But I'll be with you for all of my life
Making eyes at you,
Grazing thighs with you,
Your sexy pen-pal disguised as junk male
I got a surprise for you
We had a kid or two,
I am your mistress
For all of my life...

Suddenly OMG
I caught you cheating with somebody new
Well, when did things get that bad?
We could have talked about it
Now I'm gonna miss ya
For all of my life.
Track Name: Will I Never
coffee, snot, bad water, menstruation, old tea, warm milk, in a word, crappy
on the inside
but goreous on the outside
what kind of man would love me?
a shallow man like you?
pork, creme, awful little men
would promise me whatever comes to them, but

I've never been in love before
I don't know exactly what it is
Cause when you say "I love you, my beauty"
It's my beauty that you're lovin
I have nothing to do with it

I've never felt your touch before
I don't know exactly how you feel
Cause when you place your hands on my body
I feel nothing but appeasement of your skeazy fantasy

Please don't tell me that I love you
Please don't tell me how I feel
I never loved you,
I just need someone to make me feel like my body is real

I never felt so good before
I started asserting myself
I worked for everything I am
Now I'm a new someone else

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(I will be kind to my love)
[Will I never love(d) you at all]
Baby I am broken up
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Track Name: Not Widow
I want to be your Widow.